Negative Oil ($NEGATIVE)

Current Assets

Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read —

USO held on the curve—

USO to graduate—

Price per $NEGATIVE—

Of the way there—

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The curve does not trade, lend or invest the USO. It hands it back to whoever sells.

Terms

Quoted inUSO

Supplyfixed

Team allocationnone

Graduates at71.43% of supply sold

Graduates intolocked Uniswap v4 pool

Sellingany time the curve is open

Buy $NEGATIVE with USO on pons

No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into USO whenever it is open. Trading fees are pons' business; this page collects nothing.

Statement

Went to minus forty once. Never talks about it.

$NEGATIVE is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in USO. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation, no treasury and no plan.

One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it. This is the USO one.

Questions nobody asked

What is Negative Oil?

Went to minus forty once. Never talks about it.

What is it paired with?

USO, the tokenized United States Oil Fund stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $negative means spending USO. Selling $negative gives USO back. The pairing is the joke.

Is this affiliated with United States Oil Fund?

No.

Does it do anything?

No. It is a meme paired with a stock. The joke is the whole product.

What happens when the curve fills?

It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against USO, and the seal on this page turns gold.

Can I sell?

Any time the curve is open, back into the pair token. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund.

Who made this?

A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Obviously.

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Questions nobody asked

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